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  Every few months, The Boy and I pull out all the stops, visit a good Japanese fish-house, and make our own sushi.   What, is this not an authentic enough holiday season post for you fuckers?   I apologize.  How was your holiday, misfits?   For me, Thanksgiving consists of, always, far too much […]

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  blah blah blah chicken and stuff.   I call this “Birthday Chicken,” not because I’ve actually made it for anyone’s birthday, but rather because The Boy told me he wanted me to make it for his birthday.  It should be noted that he just had a birthady.  Just over a month ago.  It should […]

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So at cafes, in between periods of Internet-free hell  and now, joy of joys(!) cell-phone free hell that is hilarious to everybody but me,  it has come to my attention that some of the misfits would like additional details regarding the kitten situation after The Boy and I finish moving but continue to use the garden and raise […]

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  **RING** Me: “Oh, god, Mom, why are you calling me this early?  I’m trying to get out the door.” The Mother: “I just don’t want you to be scared of the hibiscus!” Me: “Mom…what?” The Mother: “There’s a hibiscus in your yard I didn’t want you to be scared!” Me: “I…did you put…I don’t…I […]

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**ring** Me: “Hello?” The Mother: “Hi!” Me: “Hi, how are you?” The Mother: “Good!  Hi!” Me: “Hi.” The Mother: “Hi!” Me: “Um, Mom?” The Mother: “Yeah?” Me: “Can I…help you?” The Mother: “Hm?” Me: “Why are you calling?” The Mother: “Oh!  I want to know if you want to go to the Botanic Gardens with […]

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