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	<description>Like a mommy blog. Except I&#039;m not a mommy. And it&#039;s about extreme DIY and homesteading.  And food, food, food. And gardening in fishnets. And moonshine makin&#039;. And the fine mess I&#039;ve gotten us into this time. So not at all like a mommy blog. Ok, you know what, just read the damn blog.</description>
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		<title>How We Went Painlessly Paper Towel-Free, or, Hold Still While I Jam a New Oil Pipeline Into Your Uterus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Okay, so you hear all the time about people going paper towel-free. And they&#8217;re all, Whoo, the environment! &#160; Well, The Boy and I went paper towel free about a year ago, and while whoo-the-environment was a factor, there was also a lot of whoo-I-am-not-paying-for-shit-we-just-use-and-throw-out-anymore. Creepy Leonard believes this means I will one day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Build Your Own Rudimentary Cheese Press&#8230;For FREE!, or,  Cheddar Plus Reckless Endangerment Equals Where Do I Sign Up?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I&#8217;m sorry, but have you searched &#8220;build your own cheese press&#8221; lately? &#160; Well, no offense to the sturdy, obviously well-crafted examples out there that utilize wood beams, specialty screws/nuts/bolts, custom-cut PVC, levers, pulleys, ball bearings, flux capacitors blah blah blah blah freaking blah, but what if you&#8217;re looking to make cheese the eco-friendly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taking Umbrage With Bruno Mars, or, Hannibal Lecter Probably Just Doesn&#8217;t Know How to Mix a Good Mimosa</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/23/taking-umbrage-with-bruno-mars-or-hannibal-lecter-probably-just-doesnt-know-how-to-mix-a-good-mimosa/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=taking-umbrage-with-bruno-mars-or-hannibal-lecter-probably-just-doesnt-know-how-to-mix-a-good-mimosa</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so it&#8217;s a well-known fact (at least to those who know me in da realz worldz) that I have the most horrendous, skin-crawly reaction to that god-awful Bruno Mars song, &#8220;Grenade.&#8221; You know the one. With the BAD BAD BADLY written lyrics. &#160; &#8220;I&#8217;d catch a grenADE fer ya!  Throw my hand on a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homemade Breath Mints, or, The BMG&#8217;s Curiously Strong Brand of Insanity</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/20/homemade-breath-mints-or-the-bmgs-curiously-strong-brand-of-insanity/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=homemade-breath-mints-or-the-bmgs-curiously-strong-brand-of-insanity</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Okay, here it is&#8211;she&#8217;s finally, really and truly, lost it. &#160; And to that, I say, no, this post does not signify the losing of my marbles once and for all.  That ship sailed long ago, misfits.  At this point, there&#8217;s little any of us can do except sit back and laugh and laugh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Have to Be Unstable To Hang Out With Me, But It Helps</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/18/you-dont-have-to-be-unstable-to-hang-out-with-me-but-it-helps/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=you-dont-have-to-be-unstable-to-hang-out-with-me-but-it-helps</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo by Nevit &#160; Take a recent conversation between yours truly and that friend I made those kickass interracial romance aquarium cupcakes for. &#160; Gen: &#8220;Yeah, dude, therapy&#8217;s addictive.&#8221; Phil: It is!  I love therapeutic shit!&#8221; Gen: &#8220;Yeah.  Me, too.&#8221; Phil: &#8220;Yeah, therapeutic shit&#8230;THERAPEUTIC SHIT!  I&#8217;m going for acupuncture this week!&#8221; Gen: &#8220;Wow!  For what?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Building a Lazy-Ass Permaculture Bed, or, Cannibalism Isn&#8217;t a Big Deal if You&#8217;re Only Experimenting</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/16/building-a-lazy-ass-permaculture-bed-or-cannibalism-isnt-a-big-deal-if-youre-only-experimenting/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=building-a-lazy-ass-permaculture-bed-or-cannibalism-isnt-a-big-deal-if-youre-only-experimenting</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo by Tarquin &#160; This season, I&#8217;m devoting an entire raised bed to a lazy-ass permaculture setup.  What this entails is basically just throwin&#8217; stuff and then growin&#8217; stuff and then running away. &#160; Sorry, I&#8217;m on new medication. &#160; But anyway, that&#8217;s not too far off.  Basically you abandon the grid-style planting layout that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interracial Romance Cupcakes, or, Who Knew The Devil Liked French Onion Soup So Much?</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/13/interracial-romance-cupcakes-or-who-knew-the-devil-liked-french-onion-soup-so-much/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=interracial-romance-cupcakes-or-who-knew-the-devil-liked-french-onion-soup-so-much</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Okay, fuckin&#8217; adorable, right?  The design was inspired by/modified from the truly awe-inspiring book, &#8220;Hello Cupcake.&#8221;  (I used my own cake and frosting recipes because, um, melted canned frosting?  Just not as good as the BMG&#8217;s fanciful homemade buttercream.) &#160; And I even remembered the interracial couples! &#160; I made these cupcakes for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Applesauce Dressing, or, Apparently my Status as a T-rex Concerns No One</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/11/applesauce-dressing-or-apparently-my-status-as-a-t-rex-concerns-no-one/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=applesauce-dressing-or-apparently-my-status-as-a-t-rex-concerns-no-one</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m a T-rex today!&#8221; &#60;waves stub arms wildly&#62; &#8220;RAARRRR!!&#8221; The Brother: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;I&#8217;M A T-REX!!  RARRRR!!!&#8221; &#60;stub arms become more animated&#62; The Brother: &#8220;That&#8217;s nice.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you scared of me?&#8221; The Brother: &#8220;Huh?  Why?&#8221; Me: &#8220;C-cause I&#8217;m a T-rex?  Rarr?&#8221; The Brother: &#8220;To tell you the truth&#8230;you&#8217;re kinda like this everyday.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Keep Cats Out of Your Raised Beds, or, More Ways These Adorable Beasts Have Made Me Their Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/09/how-to-keep-cats-out-of-your-raised-beds-or-more-ways-these-adorable-beasts-have-made-me-their-bitch/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=how-to-keep-cats-out-of-your-raised-beds-or-more-ways-these-adorable-beasts-have-made-me-their-bitch</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; So we&#8217;re all familiar with how I&#8217;m accidentally raising urban livestock that I&#8217;m allergic to and the various ways in which these strays have usurped my Twitter stream and generally made me their bitch. &#160; Well, the plot fucking thickens. &#160; They&#8217;re currently using my ::GASP:: super-special, homemade raised beds to do&#8230;what kitties gotta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half-Wheat Weekday Pear Kuchen, or, If I Feel Overworked I&#8217;ll Just Have One of My Alternate Personalities Take Over the Baking</title>
		<link>http://www.badmamagenny.com/2012/01/06/half-wheat-weekday-pear-kuchen-or-if-i-feel-overworked-ill-just-have-one-of-my-alternate-personalities-take-over-the-baking/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=half-wheat-weekday-pear-kuchen-or-if-i-feel-overworked-ill-just-have-one-of-my-alternate-personalities-take-over-the-baking</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bad Mama Genny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This kuchen had a 12-hour lifespan. &#160; Seriously, I didn&#8217;t even tweet about it, but it was flawless and untouched for all of thirty minutes post-oven before being systematically disemboweled and nom-nommed by everybody I know within a five-mile radius.  I didn&#8217;t even call anybody all y&#8217;alls.  Somehow they just knew.  Is this like [...]]]></description>
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