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  blah blah blah chicken and stuff.   I call this “Birthday Chicken,” not because I’ve actually made it for anyone’s birthday, but rather because The Boy told me he wanted me to make it for his birthday.  It should be noted that he just had a birthady.  Just over a month ago.  It should […]

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Hi, everyone, it’s me, The Boy!  I just want to take this opportunity to say,   “Skittles.”   Because I think Gen would really enjoy hearing her manly man say something so effeminate.  I would also like to go on record as saying that her cats are sooooOOOOOOOooooo CUTE OMG OMG!   HAVE YOU SEEN […]

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For those of you who may have been thinking, “God, Gen is really into baby cats.  Is that all she ever talks about?”   The answer is no way, fuckers.  Sometimes, I talk about baby dogs.   My friend Max had the best intentions of fixing his dogs, a devoted, super-intelligent lady Border Collie named […]

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  Unlike last year’s potato harvest, this time there were no pirate hats, accidental Mexicans, or dead bodies.   There was, however, a steep drop in productivity.  I don’t think I need to tell you whose fault that was.     Fugly-looking plants after I’ve taken away their support system.  GIVE US BACK OUR SUPPORT […]

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  So whilst shopping in a local, independent ethnic market with a very good selection of Amish and naturally-raised food, I said to myself,   “Self, it’s time to buy some butter.”   Then I went to the dairy aisle, perused the options, and said,   “Self, this butter looks nice and homey and creamy […]

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