To dispel rumors that all I do anymore is slut it up and take Celexa and collect feral cats, I bring you DA EEZIEST pizza dough recipe ever. You can make it at least one day and up to a week in advance. You won’t dirty anything other than your mouth. Assuming you [...]
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No-Dirty-Dishes, No-Knead, Two-Minute, Make-Ahead Pizza Dough, or, Lifestyles of the Unconscionably Lazy
Posted in Bread baking, Breads and Rolls, Main Dishes, Sourdough, tagged no-knead, pizza, pizza crust, swearing copiously while baking, Xanax basket on June 21, 2012 | 11 Comments »
Our Homestead Will Get Even Weirder in 2012, and You Can, Too!
Posted in Bread baking, Brewing, Candle Making, Canning, Fermented, gardening, Lacto-Fermenting, Miscellaneous, Moonshinery, Mushrooming, Pickling, Sourdough, Uncategorized, Winemaking, tagged homesteading goals, New Year's Resolutions, plans on January 4, 2012 | 10 Comments »
I know, you guys. I KNOW. We already: ~make our own wine *brew our own beer ~culture wild yeast for sourdough bread baking *make our own cheese ~lacto-ferment probiotic foodables *grow a ton of our own veggies ~raise tree-climbing pumpkins *can, pickle, and preserve all old-school style ~care for accidental livestock *turn okay [...]
No-Knead, 100% Honey Nut Whole Wheat Sourdough Loaf, or, If There Were Any Justice In The World I Would Still Be Grounded
Posted in Bread baking, Breads and Rolls, Fermented, Honey, Nuts, Oats, Snacks, Sourdough, Sourdough Starter, tagged 100% whole wheat, adopted, getting grounded, Little BMG, sent to my room, the brother on November 23, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Yesterday I sent myself to my room for a time out. You heard me. I thought I needed some time away from all the holiday STUFF, so I grounded myself. I says, “Bad Mama Genny, go to your room!” that’s what I says. Now, as a kid, getting sent to my room was The [...]
Basic, No-Knead Sourdough Loaf, or, I Will Write You An Awesome Fake Resume
Posted in Breads and Rolls, Fermented, Snacks, Sourdough, Sourdough Starter, tagged bread baking, experimenting with sex, resumes, sourdough starter, the brother on November 9, 2011 | 9 Comments »
Take a recent conversation between me and The Brother: The Brother: “Hey, Genny, remember back in 2004 when you and The Ex-Boyfriend made me a fake resume?” Me: “No, I don’t remember, but…that sounds kind of awesome. What was it like?” The Brother: “Well, you included a section with my famous quotes…things like ‘And [...]




